Ridiculously cute boy 10’clock
awe he’s sneezing
turn around again so i can see your damn face again
I said turn around asshole
SHIT FUCK NO NOT LIKE THIS NOT WHEN IM TAKING A PIC GOD NO
guys stop reblogging this what if he has a tumblr
It is the children the world almost breaks who grow up to save it.
YOU CANT DO THIS. NOPE. NO.
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
'Time lamp' (clock)
'Cold oven' (fridge)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
omg that’s a gif not a picture^
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.
The twig of 93
here we have an actual image of sherlock holmes trying to woo john watson
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.