yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button
congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr
WHAT IS THE THING?
there you have it kids
wow i really need to get my life in order
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
when people barge into my room without asking…