angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids

dulect:

wow i really need to get my life in order

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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