After tonight I’m going on a road trip through Europe starting in Malta, so you won’t be seeing much of me on here xoxox

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

platypus-in-a-bottle:

Pros and cons of dating me:

Pros:

  • dating

Cons:

  • me
dollopheadedmerlin:

feistie:

lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

idk it looks strangely like Colin Morgan 

dollopheadedmerlin:

feistie:

lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

idk it looks strangely like Colin Morgan 

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future