rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

mugglebornheadcanon:

544. Hufflepuff muggleborns ask why there is a marijuana plant in the common room. The other students say it’s a headache relief plant that belongs to Professor Sprout. That explains why she doesn’t help the kids when they pass out. She’s higher than a kite.

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

thexth:

the guests at the wedding clap when john and sherlock hug the same way they would clap when the bride and groom kiss

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I was absolutely spoiled rotten tonight by my dad! Got a load of new essential things for uni (start in 4 weeks!!) and a pretty new matching watch and bracelet :) thoroughly been treated :)

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

mugglebornheadcanon:

545. Muggleborns thinking it’s the coolest that mermaids actually exist, but then screaming when they see what they look like.

  • thor: f is for friends who do stuff together
  • thor: u is for you and me
  • thor: n is for anywhere at any time at all HERE IN THE GOLD CITY
  • loki: ..f is for FIRE that burns down the whole town
  • loki: u is for uranium (PATHETIC HUMAN BOMBS)
  • loki: n is for NO SURVIVORS, WHEN I
  • thor: LOKI THAT'S NOT WHAT FUN IS ABOUT