arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
544. Hufflepuff muggleborns ask why there is a marijuana plant in the common room. The other students say it’s a headache relief plant that belongs to Professor Sprout. That explains why she doesn’t help the kids when they pass out. She’s higher than a kite.
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
the guests at the wedding clap when john and sherlock hug the same way they would clap when the bride and groom kiss
I was absolutely spoiled rotten tonight by my dad! Got a load of new essential things for uni (start in 4 weeks!!) and a pretty new matching watch and bracelet :) thoroughly been treated :)
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
545. Muggleborns thinking it’s the coolest that mermaids actually exist, but then screaming when they see what they look like.